Let’s face it, Santa can be kind of creepy, especially for kids. He’s a loud, strange man with a partially obscured face. He wants you to sit on his lap and tell him secrets. He may reek of gin. I guess that’s why this photo gallery cracks me up so much. It’s full of children being mortally terrified of Santa, like this one:
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I mean, look at that one. He is scary looking! I’m almost glad we didn’t get around to having Sam’s picture made with the Jolly Holiday Horror this year. The thing is, I kind of remember seeing a picture of me and Santa that would have been perfectly appropriate for this collection. I wish I could find it.
Anyway, check out the gallery. If you don’t laugh at least a little, you may be well adjusted.
Santa looks like he is coming off a three day bender. THere is a photo of you about the same age equally as displeased with being on a strange man’s knee. At least in our photo, I don’t look quite as pleased at your pain as this girl does.