Hey everyone, please click on the “comments” link above to join me in wishing Geralyn a Happy First Mother’s Day today (or whenever you end up reading this). Here’s an action shot:
 |
I’m amazed at how well Ger has taken to motherhood, and I had high expectations to begin with. She started by greatly impressing me with her performance during the delivery, which was straight forward but long and required tremendous reserves of strength and endurance. But of course she’s followed up by being a conscientious and loving parent for Samantha, giving her the best possible start in life by keeping her healthy, happy, and pretty clean (minus the occasional projectile spit up or water sprinkler breast milk incident).
So thanks, Geralyn. You’re doing a great job. Your boss, Samantha, has rated your annual performance review as “Exceeds Expectations” in every category. There will, unfortunately, be no raise in your salary due to budget constraints. Instead, enjoy this valuable coupon:
 |
Thanks, Mom! Were I capable of speech beyond grunts, giggles, and raspberries, I’d say it instead of writing it here, but I’m the luckiest girl I know for having you as a Mom. I’m also sure that that would be true if I knew more people, but I don’t get out much. But if I did get out more, I’d probably get my liver pierced and my face tattooed. I know it would piss Dad off.
Anyway, you rule. Happy Mother’s Day!
Although Samantha is the luckiest girl going for having Geralyn for a mother, I think I am the luckiest mother going for having Geralyn for a daughter. Sorry this is a little late. Hope you had a great Mother’s Day.
Although Samantha is the luckiest girl going for having Geralyn for a mother, I think I am the luckiest mother going for having Geralyn for a daughter. Sorry this is a little late. Hope you had a great Mother’s Day.